The hockey boys have made a name for themselves with celebrity like in the last decade, Gretzky and Janet, Avery and Elisha, even little old Mike Comrie got into the action in this year making sweet love to Hilary Duff. A nice showcase and we all know that us hockey boys are supreme but it will take awhile before we totally take over from the likes of NFL Quarterbacks south of the border. Hockey is a cult in Canada and women throw there morals out the door the moment they are in the presence of the players. I’m no professional by any means but even as a Junior player we have all lived a part of that dream where the panties drop just for a simple “Hey”. That’s Canada though, in the U.S. it’s all Football.
Sure Tom Brady has his supermodels but most of the time they’re to busy tossing lunch out the way it came in, not to mention some look mistakenly manly or alienish. Maybe its all the the time spent kneeling over throwing a finger down there throat, I dont know. Tony Romo on the other hand likes to play the local Hollywood field and preferably sleep with whatever celebrity he deems fit. I’m no fan of the Dallas Cowboys by any means but you have to be somewhat impressed with the list he is collaborating.
Britney Spears
Maybe not the best prize in the bag these days but everyone would still do it if given the chance hoping she would at least be sporting hair and at worst actually wearing underwear, come on folks there is nothing wrong with going commando we’ve all done it. Granted even if she managed to shave her head there is always the wonderful deception known to us all as alcohol that could solve the problem, or at the very least one could throw a paper bag over her head. Who am I kidding, she’s still hot in a white trash style. Romo on the other hand probably just tagged and bagged her for the night.
Sophia Bush
Ah yes, less publicized Sophia Bush.
“During the bye week Tuesday afternoon, Tony Romo and a handful of his teammates took part in a small promotional event for a new video game.
Romo didn’t win his matchup, but in the end, he got the girl.
At Terence Newman’s house in Dallas, Romo played the new Xbox 360 game “Guitar Hero III” with actress Carmen Electra, who was playing the game online in Los Angeles. Romo was joined by what appears to be a new … uh … friend, actress Sophia Bush. She has starred in the TV show One Tree Hill and the 2007 movie The Hitcher.”
I wonder if he took a round out of Carmen Electra before Bush showed up? If football players have the same motives as hockey players then that has to be an obvious “yes”. In all retrospect he made the right choice, Sophia Bush is hot and apparently easy….
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Tara Reid on the other hand spent to much time in the opium den in Ding Dang.
Jessica Simpson
The current Beau of Romo and one who is probably going to feel the wrath of the thousands of Cowboy fans worldwide after Big D lost once again Sunday afternoon making it 11 seasons without a post season victory. In case you dont know the story let me give it to you.
- Romo starts dating Jessica
- Romo invites Jessica to a home game
- Romo chokes in that same game making it his worst as a pro to date.
- Dallas fans think Jessica is a distraction.
- T.O tells Jessica to stay out of dodge.
- Wild card week (Cowboys week off) Romo heads south to Mexico for some R&R with Jessica.
- Cowboys lose in playoffs.
- Romo asks Jessica a mathematical question and her head explodes.
I’m a fan of hot girls like any other heterosexual man but fornicating and sleeping are two completely different ball games. You can sex a dumb girl, date you can not (unless of course you’re as equally dumb).
Carrie Underwood
I shouldn’t even have to write anything for this country music goddess. The only reason I can see Romo dumping her is because she either gave him the clap or has a chastity belt wrapped around the garden of eden. It’s one of two and being in show business I would lean towards clap but where Tony fumbles the ball Im willing to recover and pee fire for a given amount of time, nothing a four pill dimebag cant fix right?
I leave you with this,
You’re Tony Romo’s wingman for a night, you _______
Walks
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